The Cell Phone Watchdog

My servants are pretty absent-minded folks. They’re always misplacing or losing something or another (a receipt, an earring, a canned ham. OK, I made up that last one). But really, I swear they’d misplace their pretty little heads (if not attached to their saggy, aging bodies). Just the other day a perceived cat-tastropy resulted when one of the humanerds realized she had misplaced her Android Smartphone thingy. Nothing short of pure anarchy ensued until the precious phone was located (turns out it was left out in the garage). Only upon the phone’s safe return to my humanerd's purse did the world become a place worth living in again. Amen!

How long will it be until another phone goes missing around here and some hopeless humanerd experiences an emotional breakdown of cat-aclysmic proportions? Oh, the humanity!

Since I've witnessed first-paw how scary it is when you humans become separated from your smartphones, may I suggest a gadget that should help relieve your fears (and help maintain peace and order in my world?)

“The Wireless Watchdog” sounds an alarm when you and your cell phone are separated by more than 30 feet. Slip the device onto a key ring (or clip it to your belt) and this Bluetooth device will vibrate, flash its LED light, and beep if its paired cell phone is left behind at a table, in a taxi, (or even in your own garage). The device will alert you to incoming calls and function as a remote Bluetooth noise canceling speakerphone. It also features a piercing panic alarm with an emergency number autodialer. About the size of a poker chip, the device's rechargeable Li-ion battery provides two hours of talk time (three days of standby security time) on a four-hour charge from the included AC charger or USB cable. 1 3/4" diam. x 3/4" D.

Put your paws on it here:

The Cell Phone Watchdog.